BIRTHDAY SUIT: A Ridiculous Amount Of Full Frontal From Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Noomi Rapace From “Daisy Diamond” And More

I gave up on trying to figure out the correct pronunciation of Noomi Rapace’s name, so as far as I am concerned she is legally The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, like Prince when he was known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. For years I have refused to acknowledge any other girls who happen to have dragon tattoos, because that would make me have to refer to Noomi as Just Another Girl with a Dragon Tattoo.

If only she had some more distinguishing features, I could call her by something else. But almost every woman that has ever existed has had a butt, and they have twice as many boobs so that won’t help narrow it done either. I can’t go walking into a crowded room and yell, “Hey, Girl with the Boobs!” in order to get her attention. All of the girls would look, it wouldn’t narrow it down at all.

And it isn’t like I can go around mispronouncing her name and expect her to be able to know that I am trying to get her attention. Sometimes a person will pronounce my name correctly and I still won’t acknowledge because I assume they are talking to someone else.

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