Britney Spears Joins the Upskirt Club

You've got to hand it to Britney Spears. She went from a white trash, trailer park, Cheeto-eating mom to a drunken, publicity-seeking, Hollywood party skank in no time flat.

Obviously, her new mentor, Paris Hilton has been a great influence on her, and has even helped her ascend to level 12 of celebrity skankdom, the all-important upskirt shot.

While Britney proves she has what it takes to pull of the classic upskirt maneuver, she obviously does not yet possess the advanced upskirt skills of a master flasher like Linsday Lohan. What with the actually wearing underwear, and all.

And frankly, I'm glad Britney opted to put on panties. Despite all the excitement over the possible Britney Spears sex tape, does anyone really want to see Britney Spears' pussy? I know I don't. I mean, I really, really, don't.

Now, judging by the way the strap of her dress is competely falling off, I think it's safe to say a Britney Spears nipple slip isn't far off.