Camille Rowe Topless Poolside Pierced Goodness

What if I told you I had pictures of one of the girls you lust most in this world, and she's topless and crazy hot by the pool? That's the question I asked myself this morning when I first heard of Camille Rowe and her new pictorial in Lui magazine. I do often ask myself questions or sometimes just entire conversations. It comes from having been raised in a Skinner Box until I was twenty-four. I can also weave my hair into weapons. Though that probably wouldn't impress the likes of French muffin Camille Rowe whose nipples point ever toward true happiness.

In my heart of hearts, I do so wish American girls would get as nekkid as their European counterparts. It's on my bucket list of things I wish to say I accomplished during my years on this planet. But, for now, we can rejoice in the custom of our gentlemen ogling ancestors with a golf clap and cranking up the binoculars to full leering mode. Camille Rowe is the icing and the cake. Dive in. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Lui Magazine