Ireland Baldwin Topless Covered By Her Own Lucky Hands

You know I've been working with my clinical psychiatrist, the esteemed Dr. Jerry Wallis-Cox, to rid myself of these petty jealousies of both inanimate object and body parts of others that get to touch, hold, and or caress the funbags of my favorite celebrity darlings. Do you think the hands of Ireland Baldwin even realize how blessedly fortunate they are to be able to hold onto those magnificent temptress ta-ta's. in this Tyler Kandel photoshoot? Doubt it. Whereas I would shank any one of you in the showers for a simple quick nibble.

Ireland Baldwin is perhaps my favorite Baldwin. Granted, once you throw out the brothers or just write them off to prison, there's not a super amount of competition. But this daughter of Kim Bassinger was just blessed with the genetics of a very fine woman. She's going places. In my mind, I can quickly think of seventeen possibilities, eighteen if you'll allow me my late night co-ed steam room scenario. No reason to hold your own in there, Ireland. I've got you covered. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Tyler Kandel