Isla Fisher Juicy Juggs And A Little Bit Of Areola In Shimmering Dress

I think someone pulled a fast one Isla Fisher. I’d be willing to bet good money that Isla knew when she bought that dress that it wasn’t going to be able to contain the magnitude of her areolas, but she was told that it wouldn’t matter. That salesman probably reasoned that the dress was so shimmery any camera flash would totally blind people from being able to see anything.

I do not blame Isla for believing the salesman since it feels so plausible. I’d probably believe the same thing if I had the opportunity to buy some booty shorts that didn’t quite cover my stump completely.

This is nothing new from the salesman’s playbook. They have been selling whatever lies they can get away with all in the name of making a buck. It is really sad when you think about it. What does it say about our society when you can’t even trust the person selling you magic crystals at the market?

There is a part of me that wants to get into the crystal business just so that I can bring a little bit of integrity back to it. If any of you bought a healing crystal from me you’d be able to trust that it was the real deal.

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