Lacey Banghard Plushy Top Throw Down Against Rhian Sugden in the Battle of the Boobtastic

Holy difficult choices, Batman. Or, Ben Affleck. This week's epic Battle of the Boobtastic pits two true funbag giants against one another on the Thunderdome of the Ta-Ta's where only one pert natural pair may survive, the other left to feel naught but the comforting massage of my cold holds as consolation.

In one corner we have Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard, a legend in her own young right, against veteran blonde chest puppy dominator, Rhian Sugden, who holds her own, as would if I had her ridiculously hot set of knockers. Alas, we only had enough money for one fake trophy, so now you must decides, who's blessed cups reign supreme?