Lisa Appleton Tits Falling Out For The Millionth Time

 Goodness gracious, how does this woman still not know what tops are suitable for running in? I am starting to think this is intentional. I learned real quick when I was a boy that it was no longer an option to wear boxers underneath basketball shorts. Even if I was able to avoid the random erection, which there would be no protection against, my dingle would be dangling freely for all the world to see. That is not the kind of message you want to be sending out. I realized this by the number of middle aged men who began to congregate around the basketball court at the park. I am sure there is a similar situation to be applied to women. Perhaps running on the beach without a sports bra is it. 

It is not that I do not enjoy the view. I have seen the ta-tas a million times, and I would enjoy seeing them a million more. But I do like to feel as if I have earned the look. Her freely revealing them is like having your parent lose a game to you on purpose. It is not as satisfying. 

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