Lucy Collett and Sam Cooke Go Red on White in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

This is like some kind of Weird Science maniacal experiment whose mere testing could lead to chain reaction of uncontrollable sextastic, redheaded bombshell Lucy Colletttaking on blonde bombshell Sam Cooke in a battle of the fairest barest tops of them all in this week's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

Since boobs will someday save the world, we consider these jousts to be necessary training for the inevitable titanic flesh puppy salvation, and there's no better way to train than by way of girls who are proud and full-frontal topless. Lucy and Sam, two amazing specimens of the female form, but today, only one set of knockers can be declared the winner. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?