Madonna Teases Her Nipples On Instagram

 X marks the spot, I suppose. Madonna's brushstrokes are a bit haphazard though. If she really wanted to cover up that nipple then she should have taken a bit more time in order to do the job properly. I see the unmistakable pink of an areola around the edges. Personally I would have gone with a polka dot pattern for a cover up. The long strokes she used would be more suitable for a dong. Wasn't Madonna taught how to match up shapes correctly? This is the reason why we had to put those different shaped blocks through the right holes in kindergarten, so that we wouldn't end up showing accidental nudity on Instagram. 

The older folds sure do seem to have their problems when it comes to adapting to technology. The other mistake Madonna made with this pic is that she included her face in the picture. One should never include their face in a nude. The attempt at anonymity is crucial with any pics of this nature. Considering her history of behavior she probably does not care a wit about having her boobs seen by anyone, but it is a poor example she is setting for her young fans, if she has any.

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