Madonna’s Barely Legal Nudes Are Going Up For Auction

 It is times like these when I find I am kicking myself for not being an eccentric millionaire. We all know that is the type of guy that is going to end up with these photos and he is going to lock them away in his private collection so that only he can enjoy them! 

It is also times like these that I find myself relating even more to Indiana Jones because I am shouting, "They belong in a museum," at my computer screen. Oddly enough, this only happens when another batch of celebrity nudes becomes known to exist.

I understand Madonna is not exactly a person to be considered a forbidden fruit that has been kept under wraps. She is about as well traveled as the Oregon Trail, and has led to the demise of roughly the same number of men. That being said, did you get a good look at dem abs doh? I have seen professional wide receivers with weaker abdominals than what Madonna is showing here. Given the timeline of events, she probably achieved them without the mail order workout videos as well. That is some true dedication.  

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