Mammary Memories: Elaine Morton Takes Us Back to 1970 (When Playboy Cost $1 and It Still Does!)

Thanks to EgoReader "Everett' for his silver-fox flashback mammary memory of Playmate Elaine Morton from way back in 1970, when many of us were still just longings in our daddy's loins, but when Playboy really dominated the landscape in the world of hot nekkid faptastic content.

And, to celebrate Everett's fond memories of hours locked in his parent's bathroom with this edition of Playboy, well, first, we get to see Elaine Morton outstandingly hot and nekkid, but, also our friends at PlayboPlus have extended their PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special. Yes, one damn dollar for a two days tour of the Playboy vaults. What else are you going to spend a dollar on? Even a 99-cent cheeseburger will cost you $1.08 around here. No, this is the wise choice.

Check out the PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special and check out fleshy goodness from Elaine Morton all the way up to Jenny McCarthy in the buff.