Priscila Kardel Nude in the Wilderness

 Why is it that whenever I meet a woman that has embraced "vanlife" she is never even half as well kept together as Priscilla Kardel is looking here. I understand that certain standards of living need to be given up when one decides to camp for a living, but I have met homeless people with better hygiene. With them it is actually possible to see the stench. Is it really that hard to maintain a gym membership while living as a nomad? Gyms are for more than just treadmills and weights, they also have showers that can be real lifesavers. I highly recommend them to all neohippies.

What I wouldn't give to be out in those hills with Priscilla, frolicking in our birthday suits. I would even be willing to give up regular showers. Maybe I could swap it out with a bath in natural spring. I think those exist outside of movies and erotic novels. I doubt they would be that difficult to find now that the internet is a thing. I would just have to track the yearly migration of hippies and notice where they stop.   

_{Photo Credit: Miro}