Rosie Jones, Kelly Hall, Lacy Banghard And Sabine Jemeljanova DD Deliver Us Onto March

I miss my Page 3 girls, I really do. They didn't technically go anywhere, but when the Sun pulled that stunt and pretended they were taking them away, I went through all twenty-seven stages of grief pretty quickly. Granted, twenty-four of those stages involved some kind of junk food or malted beverage. No reason you can't experience anger and disbelief while eating some Doritos and cleansing the palate with a Pacifico. So, the girls technically never left, but my feelings got misplaced. Beneath all this muscle and more muscle, I'm sensitive guy.

Still, I want to check in with my lovely British lasses semi-regularly just to make sure they're doing well and their funbags are still all kinds of stupendous. Which, indeed is the case for our lovely Rosie Jones, Kelly Hall, Sabine Jemeljanova, and Lacy Banghard. Four ladies I'm proud to call platonic friends. Okay, I'm not so proud about the platonic part. Give them a gander and an eyeball hello. It's been a while. Enjoy.

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