See Anna Brecon’s Bare Bath-Boobs in ‘Stalker’

One of the best places to see boobs is in a bathroom. It takes so much worrying out of the equation.

Seeing boobs in the kitchen makes you worry that they are going to have salmonella. Seeing boobs in the sea makes you worry that they are going to e coli. And seeing boobs in your bedroom makes you worry they are going to have whatever virus has most recently appeared on your own body. That is never a pleasant conversation to have when you are the one apologizing.

But in the bathroom. That is the one time when you can know that everything is sterile. They are even fresher than the day they were born, but probably will not stay that way for long.

A word to the wise, check what kind of soap is on tap in there. If is anything that has a “No Tears” label you should probably keep your guard up. I do not trust any soap to clean a body that does not come with a warning label and number for the poison hotline. And nothing that smells like bubblegum should touch a body past the age of thirteen. There is a reason why children are walking petri dishes.

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