Selena Gomez Topless Covered With a Flower In Her Hair and Lust In Her Lady Parts (I Added That Last Part)

Selena Gomez is going where Selena Gomez has never gone before. Okay, so not the fully monty, not yet, but this V Magazine covered topless spread certainly represents a step up in the flesh baring department for the young twenty-something belusted Latina pop star. Selena claims she's entirely over The Devil's Midget, which is a good enough reason to celebrate by taking your top off for the cameras. That and maybe a slice of pumpkin from Marie Callenders. It's been a long slow but worthwhile process tracking the emerging sextastic of the former TV teen starlet turned pop star and friend to every girl in Hollywood. I feel like we're just on the cusp of something even more special. I can't put it into words, but it involves clothes being left on the floor.

Selena, as always, te amo. You'll always be my secret girlfriend so on the side you don't even know it. Despite your numerous questionable personal relationship decisions, I'm still your biggest fan. In fact, if you could make just one more horrible relationship decision, I sure would appreciate it. Look for me on Match.com under 'has sex on first dates with platinum selling divas'. I mean, once I give them a non-expired credit card. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: V Magazine