Stop And See Kacey Barnfield’s Bare Ass In 2016’s “Blood Orange”

That has got to be the worst title for a movie that I have ever heard. When I look at Kacey Barnfield I do not see a blood orange at all. She looks more like a plantain, or maybe some Hostess Sno Balls. But no, not a blood orange. I don’t not get a citrusy feel from her at all. If she was packing that much vitamin C in her body why would she need to spend so much time naked outside? Clearly she is deficient. I mean, that is my only reason for being naked outside when I am sober.

When I have to get those numbers up I’ll do whatever it takes to avoid taking the chewables. I hate them. They make me feel like a chewed an orange made of chalk. If I wanted to eat chalk again I would go back to middle school and chew gum in class.

So I know enough to know that I don’t know much about Kacey, but if she feels the same way I do about chewable vitamins then he is probably one cool lady. I’ll even upgrade her from being a plantain to full-blown Cavendish.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin