Stop and See Stellar Nudes From ‘Mary Poppins’ Star Emily Blunt

Don’t get your hopes up, lads. Mary Poppins is not going to be showing any boobage in the new flick. She is still going to be as sexually repressed as ever. Something about raising other people’s children while never having any of her own must really take a toll on her psyche.

But while you are watching the new flick with the family it will be beneficial to have these pics stowed away in the memory bank. That way when Mary is singing about spoon fulls of sugar, you can be hearing Pour Some Sugar on Me and having a little striptease performed in your mind. That is a trick that a Navy SEAL taught me. Apparently while POWs are being tortured they can cope with the trauma by imagining their interrogators as pole dancers. The interrogators don’t know what to do once they see their prisoners pop boners.

This is just one of the many tricks a person can learn in the military that will benefit them in the real world. Another trick is who to make a bed properly. I mean, that isn’t so much a trick as it is a chore, but it is an easy way to impress a woman.

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