Holly! Rosie! Kelly! Rhian! And Lacey! Topless Page 3 RoundUp

I think of the Page 3 girls as my daughters. Well, not my biological daughters, more like my biological daughters' best friends who come over to visit and then learn that my daughter is not home but ask if they can take a swim anyhow since they're so hot and bothered and I tell them yes, but you know our rules against swimsuits in the pools which they say isn't a problem at all since they have hot enormous natural jugs that Mother Nature gave them to show off. I agree. They take a dip. And then things happen that we all promise we'll never tell anybody else about because society doesn't understand our kind of love, not yet.

It can be complicated. But there's nothing complex about the feelings of happy tingles provided by the alluring funbags of Kelly Hall, Rhian Sugden, Lacey Banghard and friends as they tiptoe through the tulips of our imagination quite topless and robust. These girls are like bottled sunshine. You can't really own it, but everyone loves it and certainly needs a healthy dose in their life. Enjoy.

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