21-Year Old Viola Vee Always Has Sex On The Mind

Viola’s landlord must be a much more easygoing guy than mine if he is allowing her to hang a chair like that in her apartment. When I told my own landlord that I wanted to hang up some pictures you would have that that I had asked to bang his wife. He acted like the integrity of his drywall was as sacred as a hymen and he did not want it broken without a lifelong commitment of marriage. So being the rational adult that I am, I compromised by drawing on the walls in permanent markers. It is a win-win. I get my art and his drywall stays in mint condition.

A chair like Viola’s seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen. I do not know if there is a hook in the world that I would trust with my bodyweight. Viola looks like she weighs all of a hundred pounds, so it probably is not a risk for her, but a man like myself knows better. I do not trust any chair that is not firmly rooted to the ground with quality steel serving for the legs. Either that or some good old fashioned Amish workmanship. That stuff would have survived Hiroshima.

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