brian-mcgee - January 8, 2019
Alexis Ren's name may make you think of Ren and Stimpy, but there's nothing about seeing Alexis Ren's nipple that will bring the classic Nickelodeon characters to the front of your mind. In fact, if you don't even look at her name, you won't be tempted to say, "Stimpy you eeeeeeeeeeediot!"
I wonder who Alexis Ren's Stimpy is. Which model does she hang out with all the time that she could easily transition into her full time Stimpy. Sadly there's no models with the last name Stimpy, as that would make everything so much easier on us in this scenario, but it's something to think about.
If you need something to look at while pondering this question, may I recommend Alexis Ren's nipple. It's quite fetching and you can totally see it through Alexis' sheer white tank top. B.T. Dubs, who wears jeans and a tank top to the beach? Alexis Ren, that's who!
So drink in the sight of Alexis Ren's nipple and contemplate the things that really matter like your job, your family, your career choices, your life decisions, and of course, who would be Alexis Ren's Stimpy. So much to think about, so many nipple pics to look at while doing so!
Photo Credit: Instagram / MEGA