Amanda Lynn’s Topless Retro Shoot

 Strap a pair of roller skates onto Amanda Lynn's feet and she will be ready to boogie-oogie-oogie all night. Find her a suitable Dirk Diggler and we will have a potential remake on our hands that is worthy of the film it is printed on. She will not be as busty as the original Rollergirl, but there are not many women that are and I do not think we have the time to search for them.

If I ever needed to know what Taylor Swift would look like if she had been born in '70s, I know now. All generations, across all cultures, seem to have a the same fixation on gold, but the '70's really took it to another level. Gold, high-waisted booty shorts may not have survived long, but, my God, they sure did burn bright. It really sucks being afflicted with feminine hips while at the same time not being allowed to wear properly fitting shorts in polite society. Imagine if Mozart had not been allowed to play the piano because the loud noise gave his family headaches. Well, that is the same scenario that my hips are being forced into.  

Photo Credit: Photographer Rachel Lynch Blonde