Amber Heard’s Very Controversial Braless Pap Shots

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aldo-vallon - November 28, 2018

I feel like Amber Heard’s braless shots are a lot less controversial than her messy braids. What kind of example is she setting for her young female fans? Millions of little girls are going to think that it is okay to go to school looking like they slept with those braids in, and then got thrown onto the playground by the principal from Matilda. And that is just the start!

When those girls grow up they will continue this “just rolled out of bed look” even after they have entered the workforce. And what will we have then? Oh, no big deal, only the downfall of civilization.

I’m just glad I was able to get a head start on my complaining, because by that time I will be an old man. Many people think the elderly are useless, but their complaining serves an important purpose. It keeps the rest of us on our guard so that we do not let our standards fall too dangerously low. Up until now the system has been successful, and I’ll be damned if I let it fail when it becomes my responsibility.




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