Audrey Aleen Allen’s Beachside Nude Shoot

 I wonder if Audrey found all those seashells herself, or if the fish bring them to her as gifts? Regardless, it is quite the trophy necklace she has there. It is much more flattering to the body than the initial idea of stringing up ears. That was back when the photo shoot had a Vietnam theme, so I can see why they needed to change it. Since they moved to the beach it is probably a good thing that they didn't bring the ears along. Those seagulls would have gone berserk.

It would have turned into that horror movie by Alfred Hitchcock about the birds, I can't think of the title right now. And Audrey has such beautiful eyes, it would be a real shame if they, or any other part of her body, were to get pecked out. Those seagulls no longer fear mankind and they are ruthless. It is only a matter of time before they become bold enough to start targeting children. That is one war I do not know if we can win. Just ask the Australians how it turned out the last time the tried waging a war against emus.  

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