Britney Spears Pokies in a Pink Dress!

Britney Spears, who is probably better knowns as "River Red", since that is the name that she has given herself on her instagram, which is arguably one of the weirdest instagram accounts a celebrity could create.

She is marketed as a person with serious mental health issues. Despite profitability in her business as a performer, she was told to not be fit to manage her own affairs, only to be put into a conservatorship, which didn't really focus on getting her better, but instead focused on putting her to work. Modern day slavery!

Why would her parents, who reared her and raised her into the pop sensation she became, making all those sacrifices along the way to ensure this dream happened just throw it all away after millions were already made, when millions more were on the table to be made. To focus on her well-being? Maybe you're the psychos for thinking that!

Her instagram, which I think could be AI, since it's always shot from the same rooms in her house, despite her apparently being "FREE" after the success of the Free Britney Movement, leaves the discerning fan feeling confused, with a "That Ain't Britney Tho" taste in their mouth.

For the rest of us, we're just here to look at her body in action, whether it's a panty dance like this:

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Or pokies in a pink dress, we're on the "Leave Britney Alone and Let her Keep Publishing this insanity".