Carla Howe Accidental Pussy Flash on the Streets of London

I have a hard time believing that any nudity is accidental when your clothing was purposefully made to reveal skin near the area. I have never see a cowboy apologize for not wearing jeans underneath his chaps, because you can rest assured it was a conscious decision from the beginning. But if the story that Carla Howe is going with is that it was an accident to show her puss to all of these dogs then I will do my part and play along.

I have already destroyed the honor of too many women, I think it is time that I begin saving some. If Karma is real then it would be a good idea on my part to mitigate the tsunami wave of retribution that is surely welling up to hit the Japanese town that represents my life.

I simply cannot believe that this cameraman would be so unforgiving and take advantage of what is surely an honest mistake. And you can never trust pictures nowadays anyway because the only story they tell is the one that the publisher wants it to tell. For example, I bet just a few frames before this a squirrel ran off the shirt that she had tied around her waist.

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