aldo-vallon - January 30, 2019
Despite what her name might imply, Chanelle’s nipples are not actually green. Well, they might be on St. Paddy’s Day, but that all depends on how hard she celebrates the holiday. It is safe to say that her nips are the same fleshy complexion the rest of the 364 days out of the year.
Even when she is sick her nips don’t go green. Despite what cartoons may have led you to believe, that does not happen in real life. It would be a lot more convenient if we did, even if it was only the nips. Using nipples as our health gauge sounds like it would be pretty effective, and it would make being a regular doctor even better. It might even make up for all of the ball fondling they have to do. Without the sick nipple gauge a guy has to go into plastic surgery in order to get his fix.
Chanelle definitely has more fun on her balcony than my female neighbors have on theirs. They never stand in the doorway holding their boobs with one arm while their yoga pants are sagging, which really makes you wonder why they are paying the extra rent for one.
Photo Credit: Instagram / MEGA