Christina Ionno In Ultra Sexy Tights For Maxim

What are the odds that any flowery prose I could write could adequately describe the beauty that is a topless Christina Ionno? If a picture's worth a thousand words, what could I possibly do with only two hundred? I don't always feel this hopeless and impotent, but then again, I don't always come across a beauty as rare, distinct, and singular as Christina Ionno. 

I'm really digging these tights she's got on. They're like paisley meets fishnets meet snake skin. Or something. I don't know, why bother trying at all. The words will only be wasted because they don't live up to the elegance, eloquence, poise, or incredible natural beauty that is Christina Ionno.

Who could care anyway? It's not like you're even reading this. You've already gone on to look at the pictures and I don't blame you one bit. An hour ago I might have actually tried to engage you with my prose, but what's the point now when it's so tantalizingly close to the end of the day. Oh well, at least I can say that I tried, even though that's totally false. 

Photo Credit: Photographer Antoine Verglas for Maxim