Colombian Supermodel Carolina Zapata Topless Treats!

Oh, sure, you're probably screaming, enough with the crazy hot topless Colombian models already, Bill. I can hear you if I close my eyes and tune out the devil who speaks to me every hour on the half hour. But I'm never giving up spreading the message of Sudamericana en fuego goodness, today in the guise of Carolina Zapata, highlighted by our fiendishly prurient friends at Soho magazine.

Carolina is the type of sultry brunette with some slender natural hotness that you simply ask to get out of her clothes and strut about a bit before your photo backdrop as you snap her picture and try not to weep. She doesn't need a heck of a lot of production value to make her visual wonderments rank near the gold medal of sextastic goodness. What a body. Consider Carolina on my list of destination stops when I make my way down the Pan American highway once more for a road trip of epic denial. Perhaps she'll be kinder. I have already seen her naked. It's like we dated. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Soho Magazine