Cynda Mcelvana’s Incredible Body In Topless Shoot

 It is a good thing that Cynda Mcelvana has rendered me speechless because I would sound like a fool trying to pronounce her name. Maybe her first name is actually Candy and this is how I find out I have dyslexia. Wouldn't that be great? Things are finally starting to turn around for me and I get a diagnosis like that. 

I am no stranger to bad diagnosis, but they have been nothing close to dyslexia. My ailments are usually cured by some pills or a shot of penicillin; dyslexia is for life. If I get stuck with a life long disability I would at least want it to be one that could garner me some attention from the ladies. For example, I would gladly take elephantiasis of the gonads, so long as everything still functioned properly. There would be no sense in piquing the interest of a woman like Cynda if it only meant I would end up blueballed. That would be some straight up monkey paw-type shit, and I want no part in it. If I did I could have went through with that deal with the devil when I was a kid.

Photo Credit: Photographer Darren Ankenman for In The Raw