aldo-vallon - July 30, 2018
I can see Dona Speir has as much trouble staying inside a hammock as I do. I like that in a woman, seeing something relatable. Otherwise these beautiful people appear to be so unattainable that it puts me down in the dumps. What would be the point of a woman being as beautiful as Dona if she was never going to be experienced?
Those hammocks are a cruel mistress though. They get you thinking they will cradle your body like a kangaroo papoose, but really they are as rickety as the rope bridge game at a carnival. It is like a suburban dad’s version of a bucking bronco, so if anyone out there is looking to spice up their life with a relatively safe activity I think investing in a hammock is a good idea.
It probably would not be too difficult to make one yourself either. Just weave a few bungie cords together and you will be in business. It might even improve on the design considering most are just made of rope. That advancement will be the equivalent of going from the traditional spring mattresses to memory foam.