Eva Green Topless in 300: Rise of an Empire (A Revised Look)

When 300: Rise of an Empire first came out, okay, maybe even a bit before that, we had a blurry-ish but much needed sneak peek. Now for the official record, let's take a superior definition look at the alluring and sultry Eva Green in what is sure to go down in history as one of the more memorably topless making of the sexy scenes in mainstream film.

As my friend Geronimo Barlett-Reeves used to say, all sex is angry sex, it's just a question of whether it happens before or after. Well, in 300: Rise of an Empire, it happens right in the middle. I think that's probably the best. I can see all that conquering foreign lands and even that fraternal violence when Eva Green is beckoning with her perfect sweet tubes. Men are weak before hot women. Sometimes, we need to be reminded of that with in your face funbags. Enjoy.