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Frenchy Morgan’s Beachside Big Fake Tit Show

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brian-mcgee - October 9, 2018

The age old dilemma facing every single person who is famous for being famous is how to stay relevant in a society with an ever-shortening attention span. Frenchy Morgan knows that sometimes, the only way to get attention is to do something that everyone would be foolish to ignore; like stripping down at the beach and showing off your massive fake tits.

Sure, it's cheap heat of the highest order, but anyone complaining about getting to see bare breasts needs to get their priorities in order. Would I rather be looking at Catherine Bell topless? Of course! Who wouldn't? But Catherine Bell doesn't hang out topless at the beach for no good god damned reason, so I can't exactly say that she's a suitable alternative to Frenchy.

What's more, Frenchy's got a fun name to say. It sounds like you're making fun of a group of Frenchmen, which is always a good thing to do. Since beach weather has ended for many in this country, I think it's fun to spend some quality time looking at these pictures and dreaming about the day when it's once again beach season. Frenchy manages to make it feel like it's time to go to the beach all year long.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA 

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