Gorgeous Kristen Nicole Totally Naked While Tanning

Nude tanning is really the only way to go. I do not know how this rumor got started that men are into tanlines, but I assure any female readers that might be here that those men are few and far between. That is not to say that tanlines are a deal breaker either. In general we will take what we can get without thinking twice about how even their tan is.

Most of us men look like we are wearing a permanent pair of boxers due to our own unsightly tanlines. That is not due to our choice. Instead, it is the result of a lack of options. All we have for choices in swimwear are either trunks or banana hammocks, and I’ll be damned if I give someone the chance to mistake me for a European.

Perhaps that is why I want women to have an even tan on their bodies. If I have no decision in regards to my own body then I would at least like to know that other people have the freedom to. Come to think of it, tanlines on boobs are like less oppressive burkas.

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