Heidi Klum Is Back in L.A. from Her Topless Mexican Adventures

Well, a bra peek will have to do at this point as the German supermodel and business woman extraordinaire returned from her multiply topless bikini vacation down Mexico way and while LAX does not permit nudity in the terminals, thankfully if you've been to LAX. Heidi Klum did manage to still get a little attention with a see-through sheer top. Not quite the full flashing of her motherly yams, but it was a subtle reminder that she happily removes her tops while 98% of her peers in Hollywood perish the thought.

Heidi Klum, I think I'm like nineteenth now on your wait list for next boyfriends during your midlife crisis of sorts. I'd prefer to be higher, but I can wait patiently if you can keep looking amazing and blonde and tall and wonderful. Let me know when I'm third to go or so so I can start oiling up. Like a an overgrown boy scout, I am always prepared. Enjoy.