earl-jonas - May 3, 2019
Pretty much every mainstream celeb site is censoring this pic of Cardi B's alleged vagina slip on the Billboard Music Awards red carpet, but since we're the opposite of mainstream - the Dark Horny Web - here it is. Twitter users always know how to harness their energy for good, and have been in a fierce debate over whether or not we're seeing Cardi B's vagina lips in this pap pic of her being romanced by Offset. Even though Cardi B got her start as a pornstar or something, she's vehemently denying that we're seeing anything remotely related to her vagina. She even addresses the controversy in this (since deleted) video:
— Dave Quinn (@NineDaves) May 2, 2019
And in case you wanted to incorporate the part about her daughter's birth into your kid's Christening, here's a handy dandy transcript:
First of all, that ain't my pussy. My pussy right here. This were I birth my daughter from. This right here, the part that shows, you know when I go like this, that's just my ass. You know when you got a fat ass, that shit gets fat right there. This part right here. This the part that gives the dick comfort.
Photo Credit: Getty Images, Twitter