Holly Peers Challenges Nicole Neal for Funbag Supremacy in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

Independence was not won by the mere desire of a people to be free, it was a hard fought victory wrenched from the bloody grasp of tyrants. None of which really has all that much to do with two extremely hot women with major league funbags dueling each other for boobtastic supremacy. I mean, I guess the conflict part. But we always promote skin over violence here at Egotastic! The sins of the flesh ought to be enough thrill for any man.

Today's Battle of the Boobtastic features the veteran Page 3 melon-baller Holly Peers, pitting her famous chestal region goodies up against minxy blonde hottie, Nicole Neal. While I'd climb any mountain and cross any sea just for the chance to smell either woman's used linens (sometimes, honesty is not pretty), only one may be victorious in today's competition. The burden is upon you, our faithful readers. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?