Joanna Krupa Exports Her Windy City Bikini Body to Maxim Russia

How far has Russia come? I remember being a kid and reading about people standing in line to wait for toilet paper rations. As I was usually reading about such misery whilst wasting five trees worth of Charmin atop my kid throne, I felt especially guilty. But, now, look how they've come -- ridiculously hot photoshoots like these Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for Maxim Russia. Wow. I can't tell if Joanna Krupa is oiled down or it's just my eyes reflexively tearing up from staring at so much sexiness. That asstastic boobtastic combination is really nearly deadly. Enjoy.