Kim Kardashian Extra Curvy Body Model For Her Perfume

I don’t what this has to do with selling perfume, but I like it. This takes me back to the days of Fanta when half a dozen scantily clad women would sell me disappointing soda pop by lip syncing a catchy single and shaking their rumps on T.V. I miss those days.

The closest commercials we have to those now are for Axe body spray, but those have nearly as many sexy men which is not the ratio that I prefer, but any of the Axe scents serve as a decent substitute for Fanta. Mix it with some hard liquor and you will hardly know the difference. My personal favorite is Phoenix because the name represents how it sets my taste buds on fire.

Fragrance commercials have always been weird, but if this one turns out to take place in a morgue, as that table hints, then this could be the weirdest yet. A morgue might be a fitting place for a Febreze commercial, but I do not think it is appropriate for a perfume. When I am in the market for a new scent I do not want it to be associated with corpses unless I am going to Oz Fest.

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