Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip Foretells of a Great Week Coming

I'm not one to read too much into the tea leaves or follow the horoscopes, but when I see Miley Cyrus nipple peeking out from betwixt her fingers, I know exactly what that means. We have some epic visual times coming this week. Not that we don't have happy happy joy joy each week, but something in the nipple slipping winds has me super jazzed for the next turn 'round the bend.

So, join me if you will. Sneak a peek at Miley's headlight beaming out in this outtake from a Rankin photoshoot for You magazine and see if you don't feel your own Spidey senses set to tingle mode. Consider this part of your Egotastic! training. Sense the Force. Enjoy.