Mr. Skin Saves Christmas With Crazy Kris Kringle $4 Offer! (EXTENDED THROUGH THE POST-CHRISTMAS WEEKEND!)

Let's be honest, shopping for men in particular for the holidays is the single hardest thing you may do in life outside of trying to undo a double clasp bra in the dark. And if that man happens to be you, well, you are the hardest person in the world to shop for period. It's Christmas. You must make a bold gesture of some benevolent form. Mr. Skin is here to save you bacon with hot nekkid celebrities for just $4/month. I know, he's cuckoo. Get in now before he recovers.

To make this the best Christmas since 1278, which was a doozy, our friends at Mr. Skin are offering Egotastic! readers a $4/month Mr. Skin Xmas special. You can't buy a damn stocking for four bucks to put your fifty dollar presents in. This is the best offer ever on a product that every man loves, to the point of exhaustion.

Did I mention the entire Mr. Skin library and fresh daily content for just $4?

If you have ever wanted to get behind the Mr. Skin curtain, today is the day. Now is the time. This is the moment. Ho-ho-ho. Yes, you will see those too, I guarantee. Enjoy.