Naomi Campbell See-Through Gown Nipples

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aldo-vallon - January 24, 2019

Isn’t it kind of cheating for a fashion designer to include Naomi Campbell’s nipples in the dress? Obviously anything that is associated with nipples is going to be seen under a less scrutinizing eye, but when those nips belong to Naomi Campbell everything else will be considered above reproach.

It is like when a grocery store sells meat at a discount. That probably means there is something wrong with the meat, so you should be careful. If I was a woman looking for a dress that would properly show off my boobs I would probably keep looking for one that doesn’t need Naomi as a selling point.

I am not going to go out and buy a pair of jeans just because I saw John Holmes walking around in the same pair. That would probably be a deterrent, if anything. I am not looking to bring those kinds of comparisons down upon me because I do not think I would fare well. I would be much more likely to buy pants after having seen Ellen DeGeneres wearing them. I think I’d look much better after having my package compared to hers.



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