Nude Natural Beauty Elizabeth Ostrander Melting Hearts

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aldo-vallon - April 10, 2018

It is no wonder that I hear so much talk of rising sea levels when we have women like Elizabeth Ostrander choosing to be so close icebergs. What choice do they have other than to melt, thereby attempting to murder us as well?

I think that is part of their end game: To kill us. They could have chosen to evaporate and simply make the world a bit more humid, but instead they decided to join the army of water molecules that have been gathering at our coastlines for centuries, patiently awaiting their opportunity to murder us all. Part of me respects their dedication. If I was told I’d have the chance to avenge my own death but I would have to wait in limbo for only three years I would be like, “Nah, I’m good. I’ll just be on my way to hell.”

Honestly, even knowing the fate that awaits our world if we continue down our current path, I do not care to change a thing. If it means giving up naked women humping glaciers for a place as the centerfold then I think the price is too great. I am, however, willing to give up seeing Katy Perry eating bananas. She can get her potassium another way.


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