Olympia Valance Topless in Greece

 That is certainly one way to avoid getting tan lines, but I am not sure if the risk of sunburned nips makes it worth it. The conventional tanning booth must seem a bit too old-fashioned nowadays. I have never been able to reconcile forking over my hard earned money to lay in a bed that accomplishes the same thing as that fiery ball in the sky. I am also way too shy to bear myself at a pubic beach, I mean public. That is why I take the middle ground and sunbathe nude in my backyard. It does not cost me a thing but the respect of my neighbors. In my opinion, if they did not want to see me making a human sundial then they should keep their eyes on their side of the property line. It is not like they hear me complaining about their tacky lawn decorations. I do not understand why anyone needs more than one pink flamingo in their yard, but it is none of my business. I keep my eyes down on the weed-infested plot that I pay for, as God intended. 

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