brian-mcgee - December 5, 2017
Polish cutie Kasia Platek is proof that you should feel bad for all those dumb Polish jokes you told when you were a kid—and for all I know still tell. Just think, while you were out there perpetuating stereotypes, you completely overlooked the fact that there were smoking hot Polish women that would probably kill to date an American dude.
I know what you're thinking, there's a lot of great Polish jokes and none of them are specifically directed at Kasia herself, and I tend to agree with that in principle. But that also means you have no hope of ever being in a relationship with her. I completely and totally acknowledge that the Polish jokes alone aren't the only thing preventing her from dating you, I'm just saying, they don't help either.
I'm still trying to decide which angle of Kasia is my favorite. I haven't figured it out yet, but I'm not about to ruin it by asking her about a Polish firing squad or any of those other chestnuts. Oh man, I forgot how funny some of those were. I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day now.
Photo Credit: Photographer Jacek Kloskowski for B-Authentique