READER FIND: A Nude Roll In The Hay With Kelly Reilly In 2007’s ‘Puffball’

That is some true dedication to the craft that Kelly Reilly is putting on display. It is no small act to strip down and roll around in a mound of hay. I had to collect hay bales one summer and it left my skin feeling itchier than if I had a whole bottle of itching powder dumped in my jock strap.

That could be explained away by me simply being a pussy. I also get itchy from lying in grass. There is nothing manly about that.

I do not even know if the sight of a naked Kelly would be enough motivation for me to strip down and follow her in. I would probably let her know that there is a perfectly good mattress in the house, so I do not see why we have to torture ourselves. I would even take the floor over the hay if there was something preventing us from taking a bed.

I simply do not see the appeal to hay. Aside from the itchy effect there is also the sanitary factor to take into account. Who knows how many cats and rats have been pissing on that mound, but if the answer is one then even that is one too many.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin