READER FIND: Rachel Brann’s Amazing Pair From “The Debt Collector”

I do not know whose debt was being collected in this film, but I know I am in debt to the reader who watched this flick and had the presence of mind to think to share this rack with the rest of us.

Given the title and Rachel Brann’s naked body I find myself hit with yet another genius idea that could only make someone a wealthy man. Hot repo women. Everyone thinks we need repo men who are huge ogres in order to intimidate the owners of vehicles into cooperating or, God forbid, fight them. But you catch more flies with honey, as the saying goes, and I think you would have a much easier time getting those keys from people if you had a woman like Rachel asking.

A person does not need to be on steroids when they can serenade an angry bear into giving up their cub. And if you are worried about their ability to defend themselves, don’t worry, they won’t have to. As soon as an angry owner starts getting aggressive with them then every white knight in a four block radius is going to come to her defense. It’s like having an army on retainer, but it doesn’t cost an extra dime.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin