READER FINDS: Carrie Anne Moss Topless, Kate Upton Nipple Pokes, Irina Shayk Nipple Slip, and Much Much More

Every Friday I get more excited than Anthony Weiner on a BDSM chat roulette feed. It's simply and utterly the best day of the week for a reason you now very well -- it's cake day here at the office. Mmm, cake. But even better than the sweet simple sugar pleasures of pastries, is the long lingering feelings of satisfaction when sharing some of your favorite celebrity skin pics with even more of you. A little tradition started back in 1909 we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Selena Gomez all kinds of hot in her Slow Down music video (thanks to EgoReader 'Jay Jay'), Alice Goodwin wearing little more than a bit of feathers (blessed be the D-cups from 'Terry'), Suzanne Pringle serving up body double work onscreen (duplicitously delivered by 'Regg'), Carrie Anne Moss topless in the shower for cinematic glory (provided gainfully by 'Devon'), Leelee Sobieski every so graciously quickly topless on camera (caps transmitted faithfully by 'Steve'), Naomi Watts and Laura Harring in their classically topless film scene together ('Irg' understands Mulholland Drive), Elle Macpherson and Portia de Rossi nekkid in Sirens (wayback machine by way of 'Opee'), euro actress Fanny Gautier topless onscreen (shipped across the ocean by 'Reynald'), Shannon Elizabeth topless and much smaller in 2000's Dish Dogs (righteous find by 'Anthony'), the beautiful McKayla Maroney tweeting a bikini pic (caught by the watchful eye of 'Tom'), British actress Clemence Poesy topless in a film that is not Harry Potter (thank you kindly good 'David M.'), Manuela Arbelaez, hostess on The Price is Right with a killer body (game show provided by the gamey 'GeekHornDog'), Kate Upton pokey and flashing her rear in yoga pants (double Kate goodness from friend 'Amod'), Irina Shayk nipple slip (slipping Shayk found by 'Jake'), a very close to nipple slip from Elizabeth Banks (so close from universally recognized 'Anon'), topless pictures of Internet hottie model Helga Lovekaty, that can't be real, but her smoking hotness is (introduced on these pages by 'ABC'), Rosie Jonesgunning up topless for a video game promotion (evaluation provided by 'Dr. Z'), and last, but not least, a GIF of Tyra Banks in her more revealing days on the runway (from Man of Steel lover Harashkupo). Enjoy.

Oh, and, yeah, thanks much to EgoReader 'Merlin' for knowing of my lust for all things Helen Flanagan, who makes this music video worth watching: