READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Sexy, Kari Byron Bouncy, Piper Perabo Topless, and Much Much More…

There is only one valid reason for men to stand shoulder to shoulder in the public arena with their tongues hanging out, okay, two if you allow for the time my seventh grade Spanish teacher Mrs. Mantana-Diaz dropped acid and ripped her blouse off during recess on the blacktop while ranting about being a Basque Separatist, and that other would be to build the sextastic bonfire known as Reader Finds, the weekly collection of all things hot and celebrity from the minds and mouths of our beloved community.

This week's Reader Finds includes the Moldovan super-hottie Xenia Deliawesomely topless (thanks to EgoReader 'Joey G.'), thespianic Debra Nascimento topless in Budapeste (kudos to 'David M.'), Nicki Minaj almost full-on nip slip in new music video (good on you, 'Adam'), supermodel Lara Stone classically topless in Purple magazine (thank you to 'Ed M.'), some nice clear stills of Piper Perabo topless in Looper (a benevolent gift of 'F. Jay'), Emily Ratajkowski hot and topless (thanks to 'Devin' for this hotness), Suelyn Medeiros muddy big butt (accolades to 'Eric'), Jodie Gasson ever plump bare thumper goodness (one million Internet points to 'Dave H.'), Kari Byron chesty for Halloween Mythbusters (thanks to 'Gee'), Dutch super hottie Rianne ten Haken topless in a catalog shoot (Flemish shoutout to 'Derf'), Kelly Brook cleavetastic on British telly, and Japanese model hottie Meisi Kuroki all kinds of cute-sweet (we bow down to 'Becks' on this). It's a whole lotta hotness. Enjoy.