READER FINDS: Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, Virginia Madsen Topless, Dame Judi Dench Topless (What?) and Much Much More…

Whoa, baby, can it be another 100 degree Friday in Hollywood? Today was perhaps not the best day to store my afternoon snack Fudgesicles in my undercrackers. Live and learn. Certain to get only hotter as we unfurl the furled up Reader Finds email bag as we do at the end of every work week to see what types of visual candy lay inside. It's a treat for all the prurient senses.

This week's Reader Finds includes Nicola Peltz cleavage hotness (thanks to EgoReader 'Dennis T.'), Virginia Madsen wayback machine big ta-ta's (heaven sent by 'Esteban'), Sofia Vergara sextastic modeling pics (much kindness from 'Bill P.'), Sienna Guillory major nip slip (much ado about nips via 'David M.'), Salma Hayek lingerie sweets in Dogma (underrated skinematics dropped off by 'Dave E.'), Rose Bertram bikini topless outtakes from SI (beachy keen sextaculars from 'Roman'), Natasha McElhone in her best barest role ever (good visual tidings from 'Thomas O.'), golfer Lexi Thompson bikini hot (hole in two via 'Seamus'), Kira Clavell has gone topless rogue (best teats competition heated up by 'David R.'), Kelly Craig nude type modeling (undressed hotness contributed by 'Duncan D.'), Karen Gillan lingerie eye candy (Dr. Who Dat Hottie worked in by 'Shelly'), Katie Holmes early day's creek hottie (content kicked in by 'Anon'), Dame Judi Dench topless, what the what the... (unusually thoughtful of 'Davis A.'), Jehane Paris in more lingerie eye poppers (sweet hot perfection from 'Bob J.'), Irena Murphy and her twin billed twin mams (full and luscious via 'Devon'), Gwyneth Paltrow double dipping her sweet dips (skinematica via 'Arcadia'), Emily Ratajkowski in her most famous topless role ever (sweet Em provided by 'Stephen W.'), Emily DiDonato Italian New York hottie SI outtakes (more from the naughty mind of 'Minty'), Chanel Iman topless model TV hottie (such sweet peaks from 'Tony B.'), Anne Heche topless in prison (chained heat services via 'Allen P.'), and Alison Whitney topless funbag spectaculars (Girls Guide depravity from 'Lester'). 

If this is too much skin for you, you have the right to cry into your porridge and lament your sorry state of affairs. If it fits you just right, you can be a member of my Honeycomb Hideout. Enjoy.

Last week's Reader Finds in case you were buried beneath a giantess.