bill-swift - September 17, 2011
Oh, you wicked raunchy perverted readers, you. How we adore your dirty minds, and, more to the point, your fruit-filled contributions to the sextastic pot we call Egotastic! It's a menagerie of the mostly nekkid this week in Reader Finds, including Katy Cocktease in some newly released, of course, teasy outtakes from Maxim, Candice Swanepoel flashing her swane poles, Colombian Supermodel Karen Carreno so super hot, more delicious ripe funbags from Holly Peers, even more found topless Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Jessa Hinton showing all for the bunny mag. It's all good.
Oh, Katy Cocktease, thy name is thy hobby. Thanks for 'Denver Bob' for uncovering these outtakes from Katy's Maxim photoshoot earlier this year that shows the brunette almost boob almost upskirt flasher extraordinaire in one of her sexier pictorial moments ever. We're not sure when, if ever, we will finally see Katy's blessed melons, but as Sybil the Nosy Cleaning Lady is my witness, we shall not rest until we badger her into doing so.
Muchos empty promises of thanks to EgoReader 'Teut W.' for his epic discovery of super delicious Victoria's Secret supermodel, Candice Swanepoel, in one of her rarer topless photo escapades. Could it be that the amazingly hot Candice is even hotter without her top on and flashing her mini-melons? Oh, yes, it's most definitely so.
We love Colombia like a lonely mother loves her cute grocery delivery boy. The hotness that develops in that nation is really something to behold, and behold we do, thanks to SuperFan 'Desmond', who just insists, as they all do, that Karen Carreno is a sad sad missing find in our search for Sudamericana's best and sextastic. These ridiculously hot photos of Karen Carreno from Don Juan magazine go a long way toward making Desmond's point. 4-sho.
A bazillion Internet points to the Royal Kingdom's own 'Stephen B.' for insisting that we top off our Holly Peers topless review this week with some just published snaps of the glamourous model in Page 3. And, well, there's never a bad time to be mesmerized by the twin global pursuits of Ms. Peers. Epic epic boobtastic. Thanks, Stephen.
Egotastic! Superfan 'Adam' never fails to let us down with the sextastic celebrity contributions, this week being no exception with yet another fine topless specimen of the hottie model specimen known as Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, once again proving the Egotastic! theory that hot women get even hotter when their tops start coming off. I know, very controversial theory.
And, last, but undoubtedly not least, we supplicate ourselves to 'Ramon V.' who has filled our loins with joy, and our communal coffers with another Playboy pictorial of the unworldly hot Jessa Hinton, this time in the Argentinean edition of the bunny magazine. Jessa Hinton and her nekkid body make me want to populate this planet with many babies, build a spaceship, take Jessa along to a new solar system, and populate those planetary bodies as well. Wow. And, as always, enjoy.